Menstrual Cups and truckloads of good stuff :D *not really

Uhuh. You can say I've gone cuckoo like I'm a twelve-year-old girl who's just got her redflag for the first time. Complaining and exaggerating on the constant pain is reallyy helping on stressing me out a little bit more. And when I say a little bit more, you should emphasize on the more. Okay?

Mind over matter. I didn't mind before. Lantaklah, period cramps ke sakit belakang ke heavy flow ke, believe me, I didn't care. I didn't even complain. I was like.. redha jelah. It hurt but I just didn't complain. Just do whatever you want with my body and then just go when you're done. For periods lah I mean. Hahah no really *pokerface

REALLY.

But NOW.

Oh. My. God.

You don't even want to hear me boleh tak. I was complaaaaaaiiiining all the way macam orang tak betul and the lower part of my abdomen hurt, my back hurt, I was annoyed easily, I can't make a sudden movement or else I swear it felt like my uterus is committing suicide doh, whatever it is yang jadi kat dalam tu. And I didn't stop myself from complaining pon. I shouldn't have done that. Because it'd only made the pain and the stress much more worse. Trust me.

No one wants to hear a girl complaining pasal her menstrual agony routine kan? Macam, 'Hekelen budak ni kecoh gila' I KNOW I KNOW. Psh. The point is, I wanna show what I found on the net when I searched for the ever-so-lovely (note the sarcasm) 'Pre-menstrual Syndrome'.

Tadaa!

Do you know what they are? These colorful little cups are called Menstrual Cups.

Yes. Cups.

They are used by girls, of course, during their menstruation intead of sanitary pads or tampons or lampin ke PetPet ke or anything yang korang pakai time korang period. Korang yang perempuan lah. Emph.

Only the sight of a tampon pon dah scare me to death lagi-lagi lah si mentrual cup nieh pulak. I never knew it ever existed pon sebelum nieh. Hmph. Do you know how they are worn? Worn ke? Hahahah. Em.. used? Okay.

Since I'm like kind of excited because, I don't know, hormonal fluctuation thingy I guess, so I'm gonna spoon-feed you, with a really nice gold-covered and little-diamonds-on-top spoon, with information on how to use..those.

First. Of course, you have to be born a girl. With two ovaries and stuff.
Second. You have to be menstruating. A process where an ocean of blood come out from your body for seven days. More or less.
Third. So now you're in need for something yang boleh tampung the blood tuh from staining your cute seluarkecik :P Say, you don't have a pad. Wherever you live lah kan you cannot found a pad. Tetiba, say, you have a menstrual cup instead but you don't know how to use it.
Fourth. Fold the menstrual cup in half and the half again. Like this. And hold it like that.

Fifth. And then insert it inside carefully and release your fingers and it'll expand and when the time comes and you want to remove it, carefully pull the tab (the panjang one tu) and pinch the base of the cup a little bit and pull it out.

Ew.

Oh, don't forget to wash it okay? Because this thing is reusable. And with hygienic soap after your cycle is done. Okay?

So we're done and now you've learned something. Hee :)

What? NO YOU CANNOT USE IT FOR DRINKING AT ALL! Or for feeding animals. Strictly no.

Ew.

(moving on)

So I've learned two somethings now. Hihihi :3 How my body reacts to the early days before menstruation and the menstrual cups which I probably won't use for the rest of eternity. Hahahah.

Now, my child, EVERYBODY DANCE NOW *tetiba

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