Friday, June 24

Concentrated sarcasm.

Biology at 1:30AM. Pretty exciting. I was so preoccupied in the world of cells and bones and weirdly named enzymes and processes that I don't know what benefits will it bring to me later in life and now I wanna tell you how it felt yeah?
Oh yeah be jealous. I rode my vesicles because I can't bring my unicorn in. It's too magical and the magical dusts may be harmful to the entire system though the unicorn itself won't be interrupting anything. Unicorns are nice creatures. True story.
I wore my cool cape made of unicorn's fur that my guardian had made for me for protection since there are pathogens and bacteria inside. Do you know they have acids too? Mad mad world.
I don't wanna get sick. It'll ruin my reputation. I've promised my fellow minions that I'll be back in one piece so I brought my pepper spray. Just in case of any unwanted encounters with robbers or rapists because everything can possibly happen these days.

I met Helicase. He was still trying to unzip those genes. All these years, he's been doing the same thing over and over again. Nice old man, though. We drank tea during his break. I had mine with lemon and his was mixed with some whitish powder. It was caffein, he said. It helped him a lot. I wished him all the best with those genes. Don't want the results to be different, do we?

We said goodbye and then I went down to meet the kidney sisters. They still looked the same. Just a little bit worn out. Prolly due to work. Those sisters. We didn't talk much, though. They were so busy. We talked about the filtered blood and stuff. They said that this man should consume more healthy foods instead of junks. They were already tired. I hope they'd survive.

Then I went up; to the heart. It was mostly the left lung I can see from the window of the heart. Not a very nice view to enjoy. Black and ugly and dirty. I went through all the chambers; of the heart. That man was a lonely son of a fridge. There was no one in those four chambers. Empty.

After that, I went up and out. My shrinking paste had worn off. It will be very dangerous if I stayed any longer. I went back to where my unicorn was and fed him some fried chickens I found in the middle of an acid riot in the stomach. They were left out on the side so there wasn't any acid on them. They were not fully digested yet so I thought they were still good to eat. Very thoughtful. We flew home after that. And here I am writing crap.


Cool story bro.


How's that? I guess that's pretty wild huh? Adventurous. Next time, I'll tell you about my heroic tale of saving Na (that's sodium) from being oxidized and how I balance ten equations without using any calculator. Cool huh? Not even a single word of rindu. Well, there's one now. Later.